Home Remedy, Yes Please!

Undress the stress
And its suffocating layers
It isn’t doing me any favors
Covered in high expectations
Ruining my immune system
Restricting the passageways
Leading toward a mini vacation
That I’ve already booked & paid
It’s time for a home remedy
With a fresh plea, God help me
Wished into a steaming-hot mug
Lemon and a heap load of honey
Mixed with two shots of whiskey
It’ll magically sanitize my sanity,
So I can rest easy and breathe


Silently working against us
Every hour of productivity
Spent with physical enemy
Zaps all the mental energy
Without any of the pleasantries
Defeated army of office butts
Sitting on fast growing asses
Deciding to take off the glasses
Moving through sticky molasses
Until the stiffness passes
30-minutes a day won’t be enough